September 2012
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June 2012
2 posts
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
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October 2011
3 posts
June 2011
1 post
The Beaver
So, my review would have merely said ‘Unexpectedly ace, superbly acted, as painful as it is (darkly) funny, a solid 7 out of 10’, but Matt Mueller over at Total Film articulated it much better in his review. I pretty much agree with everything he says here, although for the record, I thought Jennifer Lawrence was ACE.
http://www.totalfilm.com/reviews/cinema/the-beaver
April 2011
5 posts
What you on mate!
March 2011
18 posts
Cheryl Cole shaves her face.
There is one thing that most people know about me, and that is this: I despise Cheryl Cole. To me, she has always been and will always be that Geordie tramp who smacked a toilet attendant. National treasure? No. Scally thug? Oh yes. Let me stress that I am a person who believes that people do mature as they get older, and that peoples indescretions in their past should be forgiven and forgotten,...
EVER GOTTEN SO FAT YOU CAN NO LONGER OPEN YOUR OWN... →
Picture 3 brings the LOLs.
SNORE
Oh look at that, I got bored after Day 2.
30 Days... →
I’m stealing this from whereiwillbe: 30 days, 30 songs. FYI, I will probably get bored of this by day 10. Let’s see what happens.
day 01 - your favourite song day 02 - your least favourite song day 03 - a song that makes you happy day 04 - a song that makes you sad day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere day 07 - a song that reminds...
What's wrong with Mickey Peterson?
This weekend I discovered that your average robber is less Hamburglar and more Pete Docherty. Or Robert Downey Jr in the 90s. Or Charlie Sheen. The only description I have of him is this:
‘Dont worry love, he’s in custody.’
‘But are you sure there was just one person?’
‘Oh yeah, he’s a massive fella.’
‘Oh.’
‘He’s a known smack head with priors, he probably just tried his luck. He’s sat screaming...
FANGBANGIN’
There are 3 very good reasons why I watch True Blood.
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“You are like the straight, Mancunian, female Oscar Wilde.”
– Sara Jones
Bucket list
I’ve started making a bucket list. It’s full of acts so completely unachievable that I will no doubt die feeling wholly unfulfilled. I have a feeling my list will surprise no one.
1. Kiss Christian Bale.
2. Kiss James Franco.
3. Kiss Johnny Depp.
4. Kiss Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
5. Kiss Shia Labeouf.
6. Kiss Gael Garcia-Bernal.
7. Kiss Andy...
Testing, testing...
…is this thing on?
