So, my review would have merely said ‘Unexpectedly ace, superbly acted, as painful as it is (darkly) funny, a solid 7 out of 10’, but Matt Mueller over at Total Film articulated it much better in his review. I pretty much agree with everything he says here, although for the record, I thought Jennifer Lawrence was ACE.
There is one thing that most people know about me, and that is this: I despise Cheryl Cole. To me, she has always been and will always be that Geordie tramp who smacked a toilet attendant. National treasure? No. Scally thug? Oh yes. Let me stress that I am a person who believes that people do mature as they get older, and that peoples indescretions in their past should be forgiven and forgotten, but not in Cheryls case. Because I hate her.
Recently I decided to put the words CHERYL TWEEDY into Google images, just to reinforce my point to my coworkers that she is NOT a natural beauty, and is NOT a lovely person. She is infact a total trash bag.
Case in point 1:
'I'm high end fashion, me' - Are you though, Cheryl? Are you really? Because a few years ago you were sat legs akimbo using your milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard.
Case in point 2:
'I've had nothing done to me face, me' - Really though, Cheryl? I use this photo to highlight the 'Cheryl is a natural beauty'. I prefer 'Cheryl is now unrecognisable'. Amazing what a few million quid can do for a girls appearance.
Case in point 3:
'I'm naturally slim, me' - Are you though, Cheryl? Or are you really the anorexic swine I believe you to be, and thus a truly woeful role model for all the poor saps who look up to you? The last time a MacDonalds passed through your lips was when Brentford were playing in Newcastle.
I’m stealing this from whereiwillbe: 30 days, 30 songs. FYI, I will probably get bored of this by day 10. Let’s see what happens.
day 01 - your favourite song day 02 - your least favourite song day 03 - a song that makes you happy day 04 - a song that makes you sad day 05 - a song that reminds you of someone day 06 - a song that reminds you of somewhere day 07 - a song that reminds you of a certain event day 08 - a song that you know all the words to day 09 - a song that you can dance to day 10 - a song that makes you fall asleep day 11 - a song from your favorite band day 12 - a song from a band you hate day 13 - a song that is a guilty pleasure day 14 - a song that no one would expect you to love day 15 - a song that describes you day 16 - a song that you used to love but now hate day 17 - a song that you hear often on the radio day 18 - a song that you wish you heard on the radio day 19 - a song from your favorite album day 20 - a song that you listen to when you’re angry day 21 - a song that you listen to when you’re happy day 22 - a song that you listen to when you’re sad day 23 - a song that you want to play at your wedding day 24 - a song that you want to play at your funeral day 25 - a song that makes you laugh day 26 - a song that you can play on an instrument day 27 - a song that you wish you could play day 28 - a song that makes you feel guilty day 29 - a song from your childhood day 30 - your favorite song at this time last year