animalstalkinginallcaps: I WONDER WHY RYAN GOSLING HASN’T RESPONDED TO MY LOVE LETTER YET. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WE’D BE AN AMAZING COUPLE. I PROOFREAD IT TWICE FOR SPELLING ERRORS. I DEFINITELY PUT MY RETURN ADDRESS IN THE LETTER ITSELF AND ON THE ENVELOPE. I PUT DOUBLE THE NECESSARY POSTAGE … I HOPE HE WASN’T ALLERGIC TO THE PERFUME I PUT ON IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GOOGLE HIS ALLERGIES. THEN AGAIN MAYBE HE’S JUST BUSY ARRANGING ALL THE ROSE PETALS I PUT IN THERE IN A LOVELY SCRAPBOOK TO SHOW OUR KIDS SOMEDAY. OR JUST WORKING ON HIS FITNESS. HE’S PROBABLY AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW, SCULPTING THE SUPPLE GROOVES AND HARD PEAKS OF HIS TINGLE-INDUCING PHYSIQUE. I WONDER IF HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TOWEL HIM OFF AFTER HE WORKS OUT. I COULD BE THAT PERSON. I WOULDN’T EVEN WANT MONEY FOR IT. I’D DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART. WHY HASN’T HE WRITTEN ME BACK YET? This reminds me of myself, and Rachel, and all my other friends, and probably every girl in the world.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I WONDER WHY RYAN GOSLING HASN’T RESPONDED TO MY LOVE LETTER YET. IT’S PRETTY OBVIOUS WE’D BE AN AMAZING COUPLE.

I PROOFREAD IT TWICE FOR SPELLING ERRORS. I DEFINITELY PUT MY RETURN ADDRESS IN THE LETTER ITSELF AND ON THE ENVELOPE. I PUT DOUBLE THE NECESSARY POSTAGE …

I HOPE HE WASN’T ALLERGIC TO THE PERFUME I PUT ON IT. I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GOOGLE HIS ALLERGIES. THEN AGAIN MAYBE HE’S JUST BUSY ARRANGING ALL THE ROSE PETALS I PUT IN THERE IN A LOVELY SCRAPBOOK TO SHOW OUR KIDS SOMEDAY. OR JUST WORKING ON HIS FITNESS. HE’S PROBABLY AT THE GYM RIGHT NOW, SCULPTING THE SUPPLE GROOVES AND HARD PEAKS OF HIS TINGLE-INDUCING PHYSIQUE.

I WONDER IF HE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TOWEL HIM OFF AFTER HE WORKS OUT. I COULD BE THAT PERSON. I WOULDN’T EVEN WANT MONEY FOR IT. I’D DO IT OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY HEART.

WHY HASN’T HE WRITTEN ME BACK YET?

This reminds me of myself, and Rachel, and all my other friends, and probably every girl in the world.

Source: animalstalkinginallcaps
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